Dude, who even knows.

12th May 2023

Photoset reblogged from Interdimensional Isolate with 968,545 notes

tuntematonkorppi:

mbartzie:

sternenhimmel-mond:

po-acus:

parasect:

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Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

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Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

Together they create the full set.

saw this again on my dash after reblog and…

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tumblr black out poetry

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9th May 2023

Photo reblogged from That's my secret, Cap: I'm always tired. with 47,914 notes

loth-catgirl:
“quarklynx:
“here’s my cosplay of that old lady with a sword
”
you’re gonna believe this
”

loth-catgirl:

quarklynx:

here’s my cosplay of that old lady with a sword

you’re gonna believe this

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8th May 2023

Post reblogged from Baconmancer with 18,243 notes

thisrobotbeatcaptcha:

e-6000:

fifiibibii:

guys please im a twitter migrant what happened with that old dog sanctuary blog pls educate me

So there is a dog shelter(?) for senior dogs called Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary. They had a couple social media pages, among them a tumblr page. They’d repost posts from their Facebook about the different dogs at the shelter, very cute stuff. This goes on for months, it gets popular bc people love dogs. One day the blog (entirely out of the blue) posts “I just want to get dicked down again =/” and then never posts again. Everyone involved was like hey what the fuck so they messaged the Facebook page and they were like hey is the person running your tumblr page okay they’ve been acting real weird, and the person running the Facebook page was like huh??? We don’t have a tumblr page????

Magnificent

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8th May 2023

Post reblogged from Marta Monica Jaramillo Restrepo AKA La Tuti with 40,633 notes

singulartrout:

thanos-the-dad-titan:

catchymemes:

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And went off the air because a TEXAS DA they caught unalived himself…

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna15592444

You can say kill yourself this is the murder tits cock penis website

Honestly that’s a pretty good pitch for [tumblr]

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8th May 2023

Question reblogged from Devour From Beneath with 110,757 notes

Anonymous asked:

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

pileofknives:

spiritsonic:

snapscube:

starlightcataclysm:

snapscube:

fwugresonance:

gh0stquartz:

frambicallyscrantling:

snapscube:

Penis blast hilarious

penis blast nefarious

diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various

penis blast electrical

penis blast delectable

penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable

99% of this is in the notesimage

sorry

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This fits “Meat Grinder” by MF DOOM absolutely perfectly

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6th May 2023

Post reblogged from A beautiful bounty in an annoying bone container with 33,708 notes

sreegs:

sreegs:

sreegs:

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

“this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it”

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

“those are his hooves, bitch.”

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

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6th May 2023

Post with 6 notes

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…what?

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1st May 2023

Post reblogged from with 29,370 notes

meatswitch:

Remember when nudity was allowed on here and people were doing dick rates for free? Imagine the chaos if we had polls. The first bracket posts might have been innocent, but dick tournaments would eventually dominate the league. Imagine having to remake because you could never live down the immediate defeat in the first round of a cock contest.

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23rd April 2023

Post reblogged from Math Rock and Cuddle Core with 174,391 notes

cafe–gay:

grim-anatomist:

When you see a really good post but there’s some form of guilt tripping to reblog it added on at the end

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(ID: A screenshot of Marge from the Simpsons looking dismally at the camera with one arm raised. A caption underneath her reads “It’s true, but I’m not reblogging it.” End ID)

Me: overall agrees with and is interested in post

Post: “But I bet you’re just gonna skip past this bc you don’t care 😒”

Me:

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20th April 2023

Post reblogged from Untitled with 8 notes

oligetcetera-deactivated2023072:

can’t express how much i despise that blazeability-by-others is opt-out rather than opt-in. maaaaaybe its immediately getting used for harassment will cause @staff to reconsider

And users giving the site money to do that might… make site experience worse, reducing user numbers and stickiness… reducing ad rates? What’s the mechanism here?

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