Dude, who even knows.

25th May 2023

Post reblogged from Baconmancer with 87,807 notes

doggirlhen:

tachiehara:

not the twitter migrants putting “reblog heavy” in their bios on here… like yeah. that’s what we do here

the heavy weapons guy from tf2ALT

reblog heavy

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25th May 2023

Post reblogged from it's all fun and games till someone loses an i with 13,045 notes

catilinas:

dashboard simulator

mutual 1: [one million posts about a fandom im not in. in the span of five minutes]

mutual 2: M. Caelius too must not pass unnoticed, notwithstanding the unhappy change, either of his fortune or disposition, which marked the latter part of his life. As long as he was directed by my influence, he behaved himself so well as a tribune of the people, that no man supported the interests of the senate, and of all the good and virtuous, in opposition to the

mutual 3: patricide would fix me

mutual 4: [5000 word theoretically informed breakdown of a book i have not read]

mutual 5: #omg this reminds me of the roman legal system

mutual 6: cannibalism is so mainstream now we need to start posting about necrophilia

mutual 7: so a detailed prosopographical analysis of this roman family reveals that actually they all died due to being haunted by an ancestral curse

mutuals 8-10: this tv show is actually just sophocles’ oedipus. to me

mutual 11: [this post contains filtered tags] [this post contains filtered tags] [this post contains filtered tags] [this post contains filtered tags] [this post contains filtered tags]

mutual 12: here’s why these two words actually have NO etymological connection!!!

mutual 13: i’m just like this 18th century lawyer but a girl

mutual 14: cicero big naturals

mutual 15: scurvy is inherently both transgender and sexy…… put the rot in eroticism or whatever

mutual 16: she moby on my dick until i doomed by the narrative

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24th May 2023

Post reblogged from Baconmancer with 889 notes

unclefather:

I love when you follow someone on here and you think they’re normal and then they reblog like 47 pictures of John Lennon

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23rd May 2023

Post reblogged from Born Of Two Worlds, Belonging To None with 78 notes

devilishdescent:

i actually really like how the new tumblr bots have realistic usernames but are otherwise obviously fake. really invites you to meditate on the form - the micro-genre, even - that is the tumblr url

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22nd May 2023

Post reblogged from Splendid Palimpsest with 216,692 notes

fuckyeahcoelacanths:

membraneshock:

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

A picture of a coelacanth swimming in the ocean, with two scuba divers in the background. There is text next to the coelacanth, it says "I lived, bitch."

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22nd May 2023

Photo reblogged from Old and grumpy with 19,820 notes

cthulhubert:
“smbc-comics:
“https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fix-2
”
Normally I wouldn’t steal the bonus panel from the website, but I think you can agree today merits an exception:
”

cthulhubert:

smbc-comics:

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fix-2

Normally I wouldn’t steal the bonus panel from the website, but I think you can agree today merits an exception:

image

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21st May 2023

Post reblogged from Daniele Severa with 774 notes

femmenietzsche:

femmenietzsche:

In plant biology, Vavilovian mimicry (also crop mimicry or weed mimicry[1][a]) is a form of mimicry in plants where a weed evolves to share one or more characteristics with a domesticated plant through generations of artificial selection.[2] It is named after Nikolai Vavilov, a prominent Russian plant geneticist.[2] Selection against the weed may occur by killing a young or adult weed, separating its seeds from those of the crop (winnowing), or both. This has been done manually since Neolithic times, and in more recent years by agricultural machinery.

Vavilovian mimicry is a good illustration of unintentional selection by humans. Although the human selective agents might be conscious of their impact on the local weed gene pool, such effects go against the goals of those growing crops. Weeders do not want to select for weeds that are increasingly similar to the cultivated plant, yet the only other option is to let the weeds grow and compete with crops for sunlight and nutrients. Similar situations include antibiotic resistance and, also in agricultural crops, herbicide resistance. Having acquired many desirable qualities by being subjected to similar selective pressures, Vavilovian mimics may eventually be domesticated themselves. Vavilov called these weeds-become-crops secondary crops.

Another example is rye (Secale cereale), a grass which is derived from wild rye (Secale montanum), a widely distributed Mediterranean species. Rye was originally just a weed growing with wheat and barley, but came under similar selective pressures to the crops. Like wheat, it came to have larger seeds and more rigid spindles to which the seeds are attached. However, wheat is an annual plant, while wild rye is a perennial. At the end of each growing season wheat produces seeds, while wild rye does not and is thus destroyed as the post-harvest soil is tilled. However, there are occasional mutants that do set seed. These have been protected from destruction, and rye has thus evolved to become an annual plant.[5]

Rye is a hardier plant than wheat, surviving in harsher conditions. Having become preadapted as a crop through wheat mimicry, rye was then positioned to become a cultivated plant in areas where soil and climatic conditions favored its production, such as mountainous terrain.[4]

This fate is shared by oats (Avena sativa and Avena byzantina), which also tolerate poorer conditions, and like rye, grow as a weed alongside wheat and barley. Derived from a wild species (Avena sterilis), it has thus come to be a crop in its own right. Once again paralleling wheat, rye and other cereals, oats have developed tough spindles which prevent seeds from easily dropping off, and other characteristics which also help in natural dispersal have become vestigial, including the awns which allow them to self bury.[4]

Huh, I never considered that. Evolution wins yet again

This is what the porn bots are currently in the process of doing

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21st May 2023

Post reblogged from Old and grumpy with 131,600 notes

teacupmotif:

the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real

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16th May 2023

Post reblogged from Born Of Two Worlds, Belonging To None with 15,745 notes

leolaroot:

people used to make genuine posts imploring and begging tumblr users not to vote for Deez Nuts for president

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13th May 2023

Post with 6 notes

“Let’s make a regular weekly thing out of you paying us to show everyone your cat” seems like a wholesome monetization of social media

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