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garbage-empress asked:
Describe to me the world's most sexual tornado
“The sex tornado: When a powerful tornado passes through a particularly attractive part of the countryside, people tend to be envious, horny, and attracted to the destructive power and force of the twister. As a result, sex is in the air and this can turn an ordinary day into a sexy one. The twister’s power, speed, and strength make it the most effective tornado in terms of getting people to have sex.” – Kaufman & Kaufman