back in the heyday of mlp fandom there was one specific guy that commissioned insane amounts of self insert shipping art with pinkie pie. when the finale and confirmed pinkie fucked weird al instead he got a comic of his oc watching longingly at them like walking through the park with their kid and just solemnly accepting it and it was the funniest shit to me. he took it so seriously it was like a genuine breakup
Thinking about how they not only made pinkie pie canonically straight but they just had to involve weird al in it
The last one. She fucked that man
HUH
WEIRD AL WAS A REOCCURING CHARACTER AND IN THE LAST EPISODE SHE HAD HIS BABY OKAY IM NOT INTO IT EITHER
HUH
there are people commenting that she could still be bi and while that is correct and yall are valid you have to understand that that in no way lessens the impact of the fact that she was canonically impregnated by weird al’s self insert OC
my least rational fear is what if i end up being a pony in the mlp universe and i get the most revealing cutiemark like what if my cutiemark is the bisexual flag and i have to cover it up with makeup for years and pretend to be a blank flank to not get outed to my conservative pegasus father whos favorite newspaper is called “the right wing”
