Dude, who even knows.
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jessariel asked:
Do you have a cat? And if so, do you think they would like to grow huge and eat you?
Not currently, although several dozen cats have ordered me around when they wanted to be fed and lived in my house over the decades, and sooner or later there will be another (the biggest difference between New York State and The Midwest seems to be that there’s no Cat Hobo signs on my door, so cats do not randomly appear, needing board and lodging). And I have no doubt that if I were small and scurrying, they would find me fun to hunt and quite possibly delicious.
This is like seeing a cartoon character wearing the wrong clothes
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Yeah, in retrospect it makes sense that Tori Amos was the bridge between Neil Gaiman and Trent Reznor
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At the airport. Neil Gaiman’s new short story collection is called “Trigger Warning”? That… kinda works.