judas was probably like “jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he’ll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too”
«Well actually I was raised Catholic and went to Catholic school and» procede to say the most inaccurate history and teaching of Catholicism
“Goes through a formal process of Catholic intellectual formation and comes out with the most random-ass take on it you’ve ever heard” is pretty authentically Catholic though
Back when I was straight I hadn’t realized how incredibly fucking queer the bit in the Bible where Thomas insists on sticking his fingers in the resurrected Jesus’ wounds was
