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Everyone wants to meme about Dark Knight Rises but no one mentions what an abominable misuse of Anne Hathaway as a tsundere skintight black leather motorcycle catgirl it was
Man I had a dream last night that I was watching a movie directed by Natalie Portman starring Anne Hathaway that began with a meet-cute with everyone in a movie theater eating bad chicken, having stomach problems, fleeing the theater and being confused for a zombie mob (because they were walking awkwardly bcuz they shat themselves) and turned into a sexysleek heroin addict jewel heist movie with modern video game-inspired self-referential thirdwallbreaking.
I remember thinking “yes, this feels like Natalie Portman - clever, but icy.”
A few weeks ago I dreamt a complete Family Guy episode, complete with A-plot, B-plot, visual jokes and cutaway gags. Maybe it’s because I haven’t been smoking weed. If I ever did one of those Ad Council “hey doodz don’t smoke weed” ads (I won’t) it would riff off the theme of “getting your dreams back”.
I don’t have a fuckcrush on Anne Hathaway (I only have celebrity fuckcrushes on redheads), but I totally have a celebrity makingouttoplessfeelinghertitspressedagainstmychest crush on her.