Dude, who even knows.

19th May 2023

Question reblogged from Kontextmaschine with 305 notes

Anonymous asked:

There was a dude who showed up to a 40k tournament in nazi shit and GW had to like. “The empire sucks please it’s satire the empire is terrible it’s the entire point we Will ban you for being a nazi here.”

I think *everything* about the lore even stuff they still put out screams that they are fascist and evil and yet people still don’t get it, or actively are drawn to it anyway like yes they are fascist more of this please!

kontextmaschine:

fireleaptfromhousetohouse:

kontextmaschine:

st-just:

txttletale:

i’m gonna have to disagree with you on this, tbh–i think the fascists who love the empire are ‘getting it’ just fine.

sure, the stuff that comes out about the empire and space marines is clear that they are cruel and violent. but they are cruel and violent and right. but they’re also very very big on the heroism of the space marines, the glorious power of the god-emperor, how real the threat of chaos is. chaos as it exists in warhammer 40k is basically the fantasy of the fascist made reality–a creeping, ever-infiltrating, ontologically evil force that will take root and destroy everything if perfect purity and control are maintained for even a second. like, yes, the empire is very clearly fascist, but they exist in a setting in which fascist propaganda is fundamentally true. fascists are able to see themselves in the empire because empire is, again and again, justified and vindicated by 40k’s writing.

and tbh this was barely better in the early days, as much as people like to cry 'well it was meant to be satire’, but at least the empire used to be also extremely fucking textually useless and incompetent to the point where they were doing more harm than good. but over the years this has entirely given way to the hypercompetent Tough Men Doing What Needs Doing space marine wank that makes up 99% of 40k output nowadays

Honestly I even think ‘a universe where the premises of fascist mythology are true’ isn’t, like, an impossible conceit to do something interesting and worthwhile with. But 'and our protagonists are the literal spartinate unbermensch action heroes’ does kind of close off like 99.99% of them.

The Empire is totalitarian continental Europe as seen from late-20cen Great Britain: the Space Marines, all technologically-advanced ubermenschen stormtroopers but not enough of them, are the Nazis; the Imperial Guard, all masses of tanks and infantry kept in line by ruthless commissars, are the Red Army; and all the rococo gold-filigreed God-Emperor stuff and heresy-hunting are the Catholic Church

> The Empire is totalitarian continental Europe as seen from late-20cen Great Britain

For this reason, while the median Britisher would instinctively prefer the Empire to the race of Gundam-people, the ripoff of Heinlein’s tasteless metaphor for the Chinese, the robot Egyptians, and the worryingly French Eldar, only a clot would mistake that for actually liking them.

I maintain that the truly “British” faction in WH40K is the Orks, understood as a colorful bunch of football casuals going mental

Whose yob’s-eye-view of colonialism is a “gained an empire in a fit of absentmindedness” one where there isn’t a plan, raucous conquest is just their default behavior but sometimes they slam into someone else’s home

Tagged: wh40k

9th April 2023

Photo reblogged from Matriarchy and Militarism with 225 notes

haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:
“Sister of Battle by John Blanche
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Yeah, like when I was saying the Empire is envisioned as a mashup of the Nazis, the Red Army, and the Catholic Church, this is from the Catholic part.

haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

Sister of Battle by John Blanche

Yeah, like when I was saying the Empire is envisioned as a mashup of the Nazis, the Red Army, and the Catholic Church, this is from the Catholic part.

Tagged: warhammer 40kWH40K

28th March 2023

Question reblogged from Kontextmaschine with 305 notes

Anonymous asked:

There was a dude who showed up to a 40k tournament in nazi shit and GW had to like. “The empire sucks please it’s satire the empire is terrible it’s the entire point we Will ban you for being a nazi here.”

I think *everything* about the lore even stuff they still put out screams that they are fascist and evil and yet people still don’t get it, or actively are drawn to it anyway like yes they are fascist more of this please!

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

st-just:

txttletale:

i’m gonna have to disagree with you on this, tbh–i think the fascists who love the empire are ‘getting it’ just fine.

sure, the stuff that comes out about the empire and space marines is clear that they are cruel and violent. but they are cruel and violent and right. but they’re also very very big on the heroism of the space marines, the glorious power of the god-emperor, how real the threat of chaos is. chaos as it exists in warhammer 40k is basically the fantasy of the fascist made reality–a creeping, ever-infiltrating, ontologically evil force that will take root and destroy everything if perfect purity and control are maintained for even a second. like, yes, the empire is very clearly fascist, but they exist in a setting in which fascist propaganda is fundamentally true. fascists are able to see themselves in the empire because empire is, again and again, justified and vindicated by 40k’s writing.

and tbh this was barely better in the early days, as much as people like to cry 'well it was meant to be satire’, but at least the empire used to be also extremely fucking textually useless and incompetent to the point where they were doing more harm than good. but over the years this has entirely given way to the hypercompetent Tough Men Doing What Needs Doing space marine wank that makes up 99% of 40k output nowadays

Honestly I even think ‘a universe where the premises of fascist mythology are true’ isn’t, like, an impossible conceit to do something interesting and worthwhile with. But 'and our protagonists are the literal spartinate unbermensch action heroes’ does kind of close off like 99.99% of them.

The Empire is totalitarian continental Europe as seen from late-20cen Great Britain: the Space Marines, all technologically-advanced ubermenschen stormtroopers but not enough of them, are the Nazis; the Imperial Guard, all masses of tanks and infantry kept in line by ruthless commissars, are the Red Army; and all the rococo gold-filigreed God-Emperor stuff and heresy-hunting are the Catholic Church

The British themselves are… the orks, as a spirited, rowdily violent bunch of football casuals and assorted lads

The loose overarching relationship of said God-Emperor to the various practically autonomous, warring worlds and chapters of the Imperium is not unlike the relationships of the Popes and/or Holy Roman Emperors to various feudal states and structures

Tagged: historywh40kwarhammer 40k

26th March 2023

Question reblogged from Kontextmaschine with 305 notes

Anonymous asked:

There was a dude who showed up to a 40k tournament in nazi shit and GW had to like. “The empire sucks please it’s satire the empire is terrible it’s the entire point we Will ban you for being a nazi here.”

I think *everything* about the lore even stuff they still put out screams that they are fascist and evil and yet people still don’t get it, or actively are drawn to it anyway like yes they are fascist more of this please!

kontextmaschine:

st-just:

txttletale:

i’m gonna have to disagree with you on this, tbh–i think the fascists who love the empire are ‘getting it’ just fine.

sure, the stuff that comes out about the empire and space marines is clear that they are cruel and violent. but they are cruel and violent and right. but they’re also very very big on the heroism of the space marines, the glorious power of the god-emperor, how real the threat of chaos is. chaos as it exists in warhammer 40k is basically the fantasy of the fascist made reality–a creeping, ever-infiltrating, ontologically evil force that will take root and destroy everything if perfect purity and control are maintained for even a second. like, yes, the empire is very clearly fascist, but they exist in a setting in which fascist propaganda is fundamentally true. fascists are able to see themselves in the empire because empire is, again and again, justified and vindicated by 40k’s writing.

and tbh this was barely better in the early days, as much as people like to cry 'well it was meant to be satire’, but at least the empire used to be also extremely fucking textually useless and incompetent to the point where they were doing more harm than good. but over the years this has entirely given way to the hypercompetent Tough Men Doing What Needs Doing space marine wank that makes up 99% of 40k output nowadays

Honestly I even think ‘a universe where the premises of fascist mythology are true’ isn’t, like, an impossible conceit to do something interesting and worthwhile with. But 'and our protagonists are the literal spartinate unbermensch action heroes’ does kind of close off like 99.99% of them.

The Empire is totalitarian continental Europe as seen from late-20cen Great Britain: the Space Marines, all technologically-advanced ubermenschen stormtroopers but not enough of them, are the Nazis; the Imperial Guard, all masses of tanks and infantry kept in line by ruthless commissars, are the Red Army; and all the rococo gold-filigreed God-Emperor stuff and heresy-hunting are the Catholic Church

The British themselves are… the orks, as a spirited, rowdily violent bunch of football casuals and assorted lads

Tagged: wh40kwarhammer 40kknifecrime islandknifecrime island and friends

26th March 2023

Question reblogged from Immortalism and Interplanetarianism with 305 notes

Anonymous asked:

There was a dude who showed up to a 40k tournament in nazi shit and GW had to like. “The empire sucks please it’s satire the empire is terrible it’s the entire point we Will ban you for being a nazi here.”

I think *everything* about the lore even stuff they still put out screams that they are fascist and evil and yet people still don’t get it, or actively are drawn to it anyway like yes they are fascist more of this please!

st-just:

txttletale:

i’m gonna have to disagree with you on this, tbh–i think the fascists who love the empire are ‘getting it’ just fine.

sure, the stuff that comes out about the empire and space marines is clear that they are cruel and violent. but they are cruel and violent and right. but they’re also very very big on the heroism of the space marines, the glorious power of the god-emperor, how real the threat of chaos is. chaos as it exists in warhammer 40k is basically the fantasy of the fascist made reality–a creeping, ever-infiltrating, ontologically evil force that will take root and destroy everything if perfect purity and control are maintained for even a second. like, yes, the empire is very clearly fascist, but they exist in a setting in which fascist propaganda is fundamentally true. fascists are able to see themselves in the empire because empire is, again and again, justified and vindicated by 40k’s writing.

and tbh this was barely better in the early days, as much as people like to cry 'well it was meant to be satire’, but at least the empire used to be also extremely fucking textually useless and incompetent to the point where they were doing more harm than good. but over the years this has entirely given way to the hypercompetent Tough Men Doing What Needs Doing space marine wank that makes up 99% of 40k output nowadays

Honestly I even think ‘a universe where the premises of fascist mythology are true’ isn’t, like, an impossible conceit to do something interesting and worthwhile with. But 'and our protagonists are the literal spartinate unbermensch action heroes’ does kind of close off like 99.99% of them.

The Empire is totalitarian continental Europe as seen from late-20cen Great Britain: the Space Marines, all technologically-advanced ubermenschen stormtroopers but not enough of them, are the Nazis; the Imperial Guard, all masses of tanks and infantry kept in line by ruthless commissars, are the Red Army; and all the rococo gold-filigreed God-Emperor stuff and heresy-hunting are the Catholic Church

Tagged: warhammer 40kWH40Kgames workshop

16th February 2023

Post reblogged from left unity with 32,911 notes

cathkaesque:

thesadandterriblejoxworld:

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me painting my little warhammer figurines

Tagged: wh40k

15th October 2022

Post with 30 notes

The thing about the WH40K Space Marines is they gave late-20th century British teenage military otaku a force of elite badass soldiers to identify with that wasn’t the Nazis

Tagged: wh40000wh40kspace marines