Dude, who even knows.

10th July 2023

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Also “Taylor Swift was the first female country artist to sing about BPD” is a bad take. I mean,

“Taylor Swift was the first female country artist to acknowledge BPD” also a bad take! She didn’t! She’s been doing it all in subtext, it’s just the 21st century and she’s better as a lyricist!

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8th June 2021

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Like guys, I had one insult anon back in the day who I respected as a “thou too art mortal” in the ear but you crowd, you’re just bog-standard haters. Which Taylor Swift explained how to deal with seven years ago

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12th December 2021

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So I’ve said for a while that Taylor Swift regularly deliberately writes her lyrics to accommodate multiple readings. My theory for this one, off 2019’s Lover, is that past the obvious sick-loved-one reading, there’s a reading where Taylor Swift is singing it to America

And I hate to make this all about me

But who am I supposed to talk to?

What am I supposed to do

If there’s no you?


This won’t go back to normal, if it ever was

It’s been years of hoping, and I keep saying it because

‘Cause I have to

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9th December 2022

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Huh, it’s for a script she wrote herself, that has promise.

(And it retrospectively shows that her expansion of All Too Well into a 14-minute version with an accompanying short film was essentially an audition to prove herself)

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14th February 2023

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14th July 2023

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kontextmaschine:

Taylor Swift doing Capital One commercials is interesting.

Ultimate comedy option is she’s just doing them to get credits towards her Screen Actors Guild health insurance

Oh my God what if she had been doing it to get in before the strike?

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10th July 2023

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“Oh Taylor Swift is woke bowdlerizing Speak Now by replacing the ‘she’s better known for the things that she does on the mattress’ line about Camilla Belle”

  1. Okay yes but who is Camilla Belle
  2. I kind of expected the Taylor’s Version lyric controversy to be about whether she still tells people he’s gay on Picture to Burn, but she hasn’t got to the self-titled album yet.

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9th July 2023

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We don’t talk enough about how amazing Taylor Swift’s “Begin Again” is for being a sincere, heartfelt appreciation of a rebound relationship you’re having to get over a breakup.

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3rd July 2023

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infraredarmy:

“Cruel Summer” on the pop station today and “Love Story” on the country station. We are so incalculably fucking back

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5th June 2023

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Anonymous asked:

Well she's single again, how 'bout dating Taylor Swift NOW?

utilitymonstermash:

kontextmaschine:

She has a very clear type – celebrities – that I’m not. (Should point out that as someone fixated on control in life, “minor celebrity” is maybe her sweet spot – they’d still be impressed, but the brightest star in the industry has leverage over them in a way she wouldn’t over some random florist)

Even all the way back in You Belong With Me she wants a Football Star – the celebrities of the popular conception of high school

It’s actually probably kind of weird for her that at this point there is no chance she could end up with a man who socially outranks her

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