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22nd April 2014

Post reblogged from Concept Blog from a Concept Human with 15 notes

dong-energy:

The city of San Antonio could rule the post-collapse world (or at least Texas) if it isn’t nuked because we have 4 military bases and a huge reservoir of water but the city council keeps letting these fucking real estate developers to build gated communities were everybody has green lawns like we haven’t been in a drought for years

I went to San Antonio once because every few years me and my parents fly out from different coasts to go on a vacation together and my dad literally only knows how to book vacations to golf destinations, previous vacations included “the boring island of the Bahamas” and “the boring island of Hawaii”

Riverwalk was okay, the Alamo was ironically not very memorable

we were at some fancy hotel complex out maybe near Six Flags? there were villas with golf carts, me and my mom both got massages that were the best we’ve ever had in our whole lives, I was literally stumbling around unable to do basic arithmetic for the rest of the day

I was sitting in one of the outdoor hot tub grottos, that was marked as being for adults, I thought “huh, this is Air Force country, isn’t it. that means this hot tub has definitely been used for swingers’ retreats, hasn’t it?”

we went to a barbeque place someone had recommended and it was pretty good, but it was at an intersection with signs at each fork pointing towards different bases and a honky-tonk across the street, and clearly made its name on feeding a lot of drunk young enlistees quickly

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