Dude, who even knows.
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Bartender tonight I’ve seen around since I first came to Portland, and on the one hand genuine honor and deference to him but on the other like, you’ve been a sempai the whole time but I’m 40 now and I’m here cause it’s the bar within walking distance of my house with the best burgers, what’s your excuse?
I mean my excuse is I’m a wealthy heir, but that’s normal
Bestie w respect you have the LEAST universal experiences I’ve ever witnessed
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