Okay, today I got up early (cause setting my alarm ain't no thang anymore) to talk to a landscaper about tilling up and leveling the lower backyard, then I finished distributing the last of the medium hemlock mulch, went back to the landscaping yard and got half a yard of bark nuggets, distributed them as a durable top layer around trees, and assembled maybe half the weight bench before it got too dark
You can tell my mulch-pitching muscles have been developing, because they held up long enough for me to get fucking exhausted