If she’s intentionally crafting these for teaser potential, and I wouldn’t remotely put that past her, they’re several layers of good.

(Like, you mentally autocomplete them on standard lines and that’s an interesting image, and then you’re like “but what would an Aella tweet starting like that be?” and then you wonder at the gimmickry in its own right and at how it fits into the whole deal…

…and all of these, if not reasons to in fact pay to subscribe to her gated feed are at least reasons to go away with a somewhat higher opinion or fondness towards her.)