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Young couple who moved in down the street gamboling around with their dog in what is clearly a dead wife flashback in the making

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They have a fucking tandem bicycle

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No it’s like she would be like

her: “saucy challenge premised on our eternal love!”

::runs away a bit down the street::

her: but with a further twist that references what’s clearly an in-joke!“

::scampers::

Real humans don’t actually do that.