No, Frank! We love you and think you’re wonderful!

I am the #1 Self-Indulgent Douche of 2013

*Everyone claps*

Frank being self-indulgent is good

That is just my opinion, frankly

Thank you for the positive feedback, Frank.

*Everyone claps and throws roses onto the stage*

Hell yeah we do, you’re awesome!

Thanks, everyone!

*Unexpectedly, Frank pulls out a bagpipe and begins to play a glorious fanfare*

Everyone is overcome with emotion

Oh my, you’re so talented!

*Frank begins to ascend toward heaven in a ray of celestial light, while the crowd stands in rapturous silence, moved by the glory of Frank’s transcendental being*