what is going on in Canada

I mean, just the ordinary stuff like

* intense, cold, wet winter

* long, cold, wet winter

* even longer, colder, and wetter winter (starting any day now)

* professional hockey players beating the living shit out of each other while millions of Canadians yell encouragement in the middle of their work day

* huge construction boom in the downtown areas of major cities with underground parking, because we’re still dealing with the 2008 crash and there’s almost no money for new transit lines or transit-friendly neighborhoods. I’m sorry, but there’s only so much we can do with all the skyscrapers we already have