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2nd April 2023

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Weird set of occurrences as regards the secure possession of Darwin, my truck.

Was standing outside and the driftery guy who had left a book on my doorstep months ago (and I hadn’t seen since) asked me about my truck, and how it related to this truck that he had noticed that used to be out front, in a way that pretty clearly implied he had been involved in stealing it and was surprised I had it back. (When I mentioned that I missed the canopy, he volunteered that he knew a guy, who I bet was the one it was sold to)

Then I went to the supermarket and after shopping found my truck keys were detached from their key ring clip and had to scour the parking lot and tell customer service but on further inspection they had apparently detached in the cab and fallen into a crack in the cushions.

  1. theresponseblog said: please don’t turn out to be Tyler Durden, it would be *so* tiresome at this late date
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