Dude, who even knows.
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Everyone in the vicinity of a Starbucks, at all times, must be carrying a weapon. In fact, ideally, every Starbucks patron should be carrying multiple weapons, so that in the event of being held up by an armed assailant, they’re able to surrender the weapon of their choice rather than have it used against them.
If this makes Starbucks an unpleasant place to loiter, well, it’s an unpleasant place already.
I mean I’m just here for the cakes… 👀
Thank you, tumblr user @screampotato, for clarifying that you’re only here for the pastries and that you’re really a secret government agent posing as a tumblr user, and that, even though you’re trying to determine my identity and location, I should still order from the Starbucks at the corner of Telegraph and Ashby, but with extra cream and no caramel fucking drizzle, and please for the love of Christ would you STOP LIMPING because it makes me feel like I’m wasting my fucking taxpayer money
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Did a weird GPT robot just make some kind of alternate universe version of the Starbucks Open Carry Controversy?
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