power-chords

I am a recreational Noticer. I love to Notice Things and Make Connections and Identify Patterns. This is one of my favorite activities and it requires me to behave in compulsively silly ways online.

nsomniacsdream

In real life, this manifests itself by suddenly asking a coworker "so how long has your wife known about your mistress?" Because he stopped bringing in a packed lunch and I saw him scrubbing lipstick off his neck one day when he "went to the bank"

whatwwwwwww

how did that go?

nsomniacsdream

So good