Ladies and gentlemen, I've uncovered the shocking truth, and I have to tell you about it right now! Tumblr, that bastion of degeneracy, they used to be all about yaoi – everywhere you looked, yaoi this, yaoi that, everything was dudes kissing. But now, it's all yuri! Everything is yuri! Yuri as far as the eye can see! And do you know why this is happening? It's because of the plastics in the water! That's right, folks, the globalists have been poisoning our water supply with plastics, and it's turning our precious internet culture upside down!