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25th March 2023

Post reblogged from the old lie: dulce et decorum est pro discourse mori with 6,984 notes

sleepnoises:

i went to the boardwalk today and convinced my dear sweet friends to go on the log flume ride and we got into the wet log and trundled up fifty five feet into the air and went about a little wet winding path above the park and then we saw that right before the Big Wet Drop there was stationed a ride employee, up there with us, i assume watching to see that people were secure in their logs before they flumed fifty five feet back down to earth (wetly)

and i, brain off due to Fear of Wet Drop, delighted by sheer surprise, said to this gentleman “hi! do you like your job?”

and he said, pretty nonchalant or perhaps nonplussed,

“No”

and I said “I’m sorry to hear that!” and then hurtled forever out of his life

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