me: when you finish getting thin you should hire a photographer for a cheesecake photo shoot to show off to your friends
also me: but that costs money
me: you're rich
also me: but to make that happen I'd have to talk to people
me: you don't have social anxiety anymore
also me: holy shit, I should get cheesecake photos done
you don't identify as masc enough for them to be beefcake, or that just isn't a term in your working horny vocabulary?
I mean the “them” here is me, but no, I guess “beefcake” might’ve been what I meant, I’m no twink
(ed: oh no “them” was the photos)