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23rd March 2023

Post reblogged from Kāmkwid Ŋrāɢweg with 15 notes

fruityyamenrunner:

kontextmaschine:

me: when you finish getting thin you should hire a photographer for a cheesecake photo shoot to show off to your friends

also me: but that costs money

me: you’re rich

also me: but to make that happen I’d have to talk to people

me: you don’t have social anxiety anymore

also me: holy shit, I should get cheesecake photos done

you don’t identify as masc enough for them to be beefcake, or that just isn’t a term in your working horny vocabulary?

I mean the “them” here is me, but no, I guess “beefcake” might’ve been what I meant, I’m no twink

(ed: oh no “them” was the photos)

  1. kontextmaschine said: @mtxyqmpsfqklt yeah that’s kind of my issue. As I lose weight so I’m thin like I last was in 4th grade I’m actually discovering a lot of musculature I didn’t realize I had, tho
  2. mtxyqmpsfqklt said: beefcake kinda implies a lot of defined musculature I think. go for it though the best ideas are thought through for less than 20 minutes
  3. kontextmaschine reblogged this from fruityyamenrunner and added:
    I mean the "them" here is me, but no, I guess "beefcake" might've been what I meant, I'm no twink
  4. fruityyamenrunner reblogged this from kontextmaschine and added:
    you don't identify as masc enough for them to be beefcake, or that just isn't a term in your working horny vocabulary?
  5. floofshy said: took me till the end to realize this wasn’t about actual cheesecake