computer science research is so overwhelming i just sit there in astonishment while my six monitors try to beam into me information about DNA, the human body, geography of the world, and heartbeat monitors with graphics only

regret to inform you all that this is actually completely accurate. there’s a pipe, you weld the pipe, in the background hangs the weirdest collection of tubes and dials you’ve ever seen, you work there five years and never find out what lovecraft’s bidet actually does.

this one’s actually implausible because both welders in the picture are welding at once. in real life they would be standing around and talking about cars.