Me: ah Jesus, my legs are hella sore from all that leaf gathering
Also Me: oh wait, I got a massage gun last week, didn't I? ::turns on:: Ahhhhhhh
Me: See, this format isn't purely for gags!
Like, I just noticed the muscles in my arms are swollen hard, in a way that I know from experience will translate as muscle growth.
I was like, picking up leaves, and raking, and at most carrying the leafblower. I didn’t expect that to remotely count as a workout.
I cannot overstate the extent to which prior to Covid getting into my brain I was apparently playing “human” on Very Hard and switched to Easy.