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13th July 2022

Post reblogged from Kontextmaschine with 46 notes

kontextmaschine:

kontextmaschine:

understatedocelot:

kontextmaschine:

Friendly reminder I was at the AdultFriendFinder Christmas party in the Hollywood Hills in like 2008 and the PUA guru “Mystery” was there and all these industry professionals who blankly watched each other double penetrate each other for a living couldn’t take their eyes off him slouching in a lawn chair with that stupid hat, the charisma was real

fine, I’ll take the bait.

how did you get invited to the adultfriendfinder christmas party in hollywood in 2008?

As the +1 of a coke dealer called “Ross Angeles”!

One other time I followed him to the Hollywood Hills home of (okay at this point I want to interject these are places with one master bedroom built as entertaining venues for guests) this actor, it used to be Sammy Davis Jr.’s house, with an indoor pool, and he was apparently this recognizable name from the UK I had never heard of and his two agents – one of whom looked like a high school linebacker turned fat businessguy and the other had the biggest Jewish nose I’ve ever seen – explained the series he was here for was like “True Blood meets The Office”, and then there was a thing where the actor was inviting people (mostly girls) into his bedroom to see his wild cat

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  6. cyprinodont said: @kontextmaschine i mean I’m sure if I started molesting a child im the middle of a party I would draw a crowd but I don’t know how progress from “hey I hate your hat” to “let’s fuck”. But I guess its less about seduction and more predation and he just need shis prey to get close enough to strike.
  7. kontextmaschine said: @cyprinodont no I get the sense you’re again trying to friendly resolve it without confronting the fact that in a consent age that man could literally conduct a Charm field (and I don’t mean like friendly haw-haw, I mean like that is a real thing humans can do in this world)
  8. cyprinodont said: @kontextmaschine all attention is good attention eh? Thats very interesting
  9. kontextmaschine said: @cyprinodont like as in if you were physically in his presence you were *compelled*. Guy seriously had charisma like I’ve never seen.
  10. cyprinodont said: I don’t think a train wreck necessarily has charisma, but its interesting that you do
  11. kontextmaschine said: @finestoftheflavors nice
  12. finestoftheflavors said: allusions to grandeur
  13. kontextmaschine said: @vexingsibilant honestly I think it might have gone to pilot but not production
  14. vexingsibilant said: trying to discern what series that would be.
  15. understatedocelot reblogged this from kontextmaschine and added:
    fine, I'll take the bait....how did you get invited to the adultfriendfinder christmas...