kontextmaschine

Friendly reminder I was at the AdultFriendFinder Christmas party in the Hollywood Hills in like 2008 and the PUA guru "Mystery" was there and all these industry professionals who blankly watched each other double penetrate each other for a living couldn't take their eyes off him slouching in a lawn chair with that stupid hat, the charisma was real

understatedocelot

fine, I'll take the bait.

how did you get invited to the adultfriendfinder christmas party in hollywood in 2008?

kontextmaschine

As the +1 of a coke dealer called "Ross Angeles"!

kontextmaschine

One other time I followed him to the Hollywood Hills home of (okay at this point I want to interject these are places with one master bedroom built as entertaining venues for guests) this actor, it used to be Sammy Davis Jr.'s house, with an indoor pool, and he was apparently this recognizable name from the UK I had never heard of and his two agents – one of whom looked like a high school linebacker turned fat businessguy and the other had the biggest Jewish nose I've ever seen – explained the series he was here for was like "True Blood meets The Office", and then there was a thing where the actor was inviting people (mostly girls) into his bedroom to see his wild cat