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“the most depressing thing about human nature is that everybody, no matter how enlightened or progressive, loves their pet dog more than their pet children”
“what makes you say that?”
“well it turns out that people, like humans, are wired to love other animals more than children. but it’s a deep love. so if you give people an opportunity to love their pet more than their children, they don’t even hesitate. it’s always going to be, ‘oh, you don’t want me to look at your kids. i’ll only look at your dog.’”
“but–”
“no buts. the dog lives to dog-years while the children die to human years. this is known.”
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