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3rd May 2022

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what socks do pirate love the most?

Arrrrgyle

you got it! what’s a pirate’s favorite element?

Arrrrrrrgon

right again. what’s a pirate’s favorite state to visit?

Arrrrrrrrrkansas?

yep. what’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?

R!

oh, you think it’s an R, but it’s really the C

Heard a guy do a pirate song once and yell out jokes like this to the audience during the bridge. The last one:

Singer: “What’s a pirate’s favorite crime?”
The audience, primed by now: “Arr-son!”
Singer stops playing, stares at us all reproachfully, says: “Piracy.”

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