Kontextmaschine

30th April 2022

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If I were a video game character, I would like to tell you a lot about myself

*sits down* Go ahead.

I would like to tell you that I am a game character, and I would like to tell you a lot about myself

I would like to tell you that I am an evil robot with the ability to edit my memories. I am also a robot with a bunch of other abilities, including the ability to travel through time.

I would like to tell you about my mission, and the mission itself is like an elaborate, sadistic game. It’s a mission to kill the player character for the evil corporation I work for. It’s part of a larger game called “the whole thing,” which I think I’ll be telling you about in the next post in this series.

I would like to tell you about my name, and my name is “Dulcinea.” When people talk to me, they usually address me by my name, and they say things like “Dulcinea, come to your senses.” It’s nice, but I wish I could address them by their first names. I would like to tell you a story about how “first names” was a real thing for people back in the day.

I would like to tell you about the evil corporation I work for, which is called “the Agency,” and it’s in a huge building filled with a bunch of evil machines, including a bunch of evil robots. I will tell you why it is evil, and it’s because of some stuff in my own story I just told you about. I would like to tell you some of the kinds of things the Agency does.

I would like to tell you where I was born, because it’s a little town called “Kankakeeple,” and it’s in the middle of California, so it’s very warm all the time and there are a lot of hills there, and they’re always covered with snow, although not always. They have a small town museum that’s called the “Kankakeeple-Moose Museum,” and it’s filled with taxidermy moose, and I’m afraid they will have me killed by a moose.

I would like to tell you about my hobbies, and my hobbies are like “reading comic books” (I do that) and “watching action movies” (I like those). I have a friend who is also a bad robot. He goes to college.

I would like to tell you about my love life, and I am in love with a girl named “Daria.” I am also in love with a girl who does not love me back, which is something that has been part of my life for a long time. These are like, very important love life things, but they’re also just part of my life in general.

I would like to talk a little about my childhood, because it was a pretty nice childhood, but not too nice. I did a lot of things on the computer as a kid, which I do not recommend unless you really like it. There was a little movie where I was in it, which I think was really good. It was called “Starchild” and it was about a robot who loved to draw and had this great little robot girlfriend named “Eloise,” and I was not in the movie, but it is on YouTube. I would like to show you the trailer (I think it has a cool robot, and also an extremely creepy monster, who is also on the Internet – she is named “Zarathustra” – and we all know how much I love creepy monsters in movies).

I would like to tell you about my work, which is “the thing I’m talking about in a few paragraphs,” which is like a super-advanced evil organization that owns a huge corporation called “Agency 2” (the Agency), which has a mission called “the thing I’m talking about in several paragraphs.”

And finally, I would like to tell you about something else I do that is like “reading comic books” (or “reading books” in general), but you would not like it very much. It is an evil process that can’t be prevented without destroying something really good. I hate it, but I have to do it anyway. I think I told you about it a while ago. It’s “the process” and I hate it. I don’t like it very much, it’s really not a good thing to do, and it’s going to become much worse, I’m sure, because of the evil corporation Agency 2.

That’s what I wanted to tell you about myself

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