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28th April 2022

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Oh, okay, they’re argon capsules from a system that preserves half-consumed wine bottles by displacing the air and preventing oxidation, I thought Crate & Barrel was selling me poppers. (Given the traditional use of this Facebook ad format with something ??? in the first slot to get your attention, the confusion was likely intentional.)

Tagged: this is an ad on facebook dot com

  1. elefantnap said: @kontextmaschine poppers is amyl nitrate for doing gay sex, nangs are nitrous oxide (cream whipping cartridges)
  2. rustingbridges reblogged this from kontextmaschine and added:
    can you not get fucked up on argon...nitrous works and xenon can be an anesthetic....
  3. kontextmaschine said: @elefantnap I was like “???” and looked up “nangs”, apparently that’s what no one I’ve ever heard in my life calls poppers
  4. elefantnap said: my first thought was nangs
  5. kontextmaschine posted this
    Oh, okay, they're argon capsules from a system that preserves half-consumed wine bottles by displacing the air and...