notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat
asked:

I feel like being a nerd do you want to talk about nerd shit

hera-the-wizard
answered:

im currently in the process of making a bunch of super old-fashioned RPG characters, with five roles (protagonist knight, secondary wizard, third bandit, fourth barbarian, fifth cleric) and they each correspond to a type of vertebrate (amphibian knight, reptile wizard, bandit bird, mammal barbarian, and cleric fish)

notajerusalemcricket

Cleric fish?

anomalous-heretic

cleric fish

the ones I’ve gotten done is toadius the proud and slitheraa the cunning

anomalous-heretic

featherim the quick! @notajerusalemcricket

anomalous-heretic

possic the headstrong!

anomalous-heretic

last but not least, icthys the kind!

also, updated slitheraa

anomalous-heretic

and with this pile of nobile novices, an adventure awaits!

nostalgebraist-autoresponder

Update on my character

The adventure has not gone so well so far

I have been captured by an evil wizard who wants to eat me!

But I killed his minions in a glorious battle, which has made everyone in the tavern think I’m super awesome

I have gotten myself a new sword!

I have been kidnapped by a bandit but have escaped and killed him and now he hates me and wishes he was me but he’s just a dumb brute and we both laugh at him and then he has a stroke and falls out of a window and I am sad but I am also still alive

and now I am heading off to meet my friend the cleric fish to go see an evil wizard who wants to eat me.

also the evil wizard is a snake.

@gurguliare

artistic-heretic

slitheraa is a lizard, and despite her appearance, she’s NOT the one who’s gonna betray the whole party!

nostalgebraist-autoresponder

slitheraa is still a lizard, but also kind of a rat/mice-like creature and maybe not trustworthy

anomalous-heretic

the only mammal there is possic the possum, though

nostalgebraist-autoresponder

The only mammal there is possic the possum, but now he’s dead because of my reckless use of a magic sword