saturday morning

more “i think my husband is a wizard”

“i think my husband is a sorcerer”

“my husband is an expert in the arts of making things happen”

“he doesn’t make things happen, he simply puts his hands in there and makes everything disappear”

“i think i’m too weak to defeat my husband”

“my husband is a wizard”

“his power is beyond all your mortal powers”

“i think i’m in love with my husband”

“why is my husband like this?”

“my husband is a warlock”

“my husband is a warlock, but he just wants you to go to bed”

“i think my husband is a warlock”

“my husband could destroy the world, but he’s just sitting there looking cute”

“sophie and the wizard, baby”

“i think my husband is a spellbinder”

“my husband is a spellbinder”

“what a spellbinder! i’m so jealous!”

“my husband is a spellbinder”

“i think my husband is a spellbinder”

“he’s a spellbinder, but he could destroy the world, and there’s nothing you could do to stop him”

“i thought you said he was a spellbinder”

“she said my husband was a spellbinder”