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7th October 2021

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Picking up my DoorDash and remembering The Onion’s old Jim Anchower columnist character, you know the one who rapped at you every now and then, and how even the biggest institution to come out of the “slacker” ‘90s saw a regular delivery driver as fundamentally pathetic

Anyway it was completely wrong, I ordered fried chicken, bacon and gravy on a biscuit and got what must be someone else’s curry ramen with pork and dumplings, so uh, free I guess

You know it’s not just ramen, “noodles with fresh ingredients in a bowl” with “sealed container of hot broth, to be mixed on arrival” is a form that takes delivery well.

Gotta have a fatty meat and halved egg you can put under the surface of the broth while it’s still hot to leach out

  1. theresponseblog said: a surprising amount of the shit GenX made fun of has become How Stuff Is Now
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    Gotta have a fatty meat and halved egg you can put under the surface of the broth while it's still hot to leach out