Picking up my DoorDash and remembering The Onion's old Jim Anchower columnist character, you know the one who rapped at you every now and then, and how even the biggest institution to come out of the "slacker" '90s saw a regular delivery driver as fundamentally pathetic
Anyway it was completely wrong, I ordered fried chicken, bacon and gravy on a biscuit and got what must be someone else’s curry ramen with pork and dumplings, so uh, free I guess