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28th September 2021

Post reblogged from Marta Monica Jaramillo Restrepo AKA La Tuti with 279 notes

poundsofnothing:

Having watched fast and the furious 3 Tokyo drift for the first time i gotta say. Because it is a movie so devoid of metaphor and meaning that the only metaphor they do use ends up defining the entire thing. The metaphor they use is a fast car as metaphor for big penis. When you are left with a void of meaning the penis is the only thing that fills the gaps. Instead of story about a guy learning how to drift we have a story of a guy with a massive penis who needs to learn how to use it properly with other men. This is not intentional but it is the only thing that can explain the movie in a coherent way, the void creates meaning.

This is what I assume this is the drive the sort of people who make gay ships of marvel character are acting on.

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    @minimanic I wish I wasn't being generous about Tokyo Drift. I wish that the main support character wasn't named Twink....
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    i've seen 1-8 and the spinoff movie Hobbes and Shaw and i promise you there's not an ounce of poignance or metaphor or...
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