Having watched fast and the furious 3 Tokyo drift for the first time i gotta say. Because it is a movie so devoid of metaphor and meaning that the only metaphor they do use ends up defining the entire thing. The metaphor they use is a fast car as metaphor for big penis. When you are left with a void of meaning the penis is the only thing that fills the gaps. Instead of story about a guy learning how to drift we have a story of a guy with a massive penis who needs to learn how to use it properly with other men. This is not intentional but it is the only thing that can explain the movie in a coherent way, the void creates meaning.

This is what I assume this is the drive the sort of people who make gay ships of marvel character are acting on.