Yeah no I absolutely need to get a switchable eyepatch.

Both my eyes see fine (well like 200/20 uncorrected) but their pictures are canted like 8° relative to each other

As a kid I could correct for this at all distances further than the point of my nose but in the last 3 years the minimum distance moved past my normal reading posture through maximum arm’s length and is now like half a block

My left eye is dominant but if I only use it for a week the next time I open my right eye it takes longer to focus and is darkened out further in from the edges until I exercise it for like 15 min, I think I should alternate