Dude, who even knows.
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"In even rounds," God said, "I will award points based on raising the standards of human existence as far as possible. In odd rounds, I will award points based on crushing humanity's hopes as effectively as you can." "Which round are we in?" Lucifer asked. God buffed His nails. "What, I should tell you everything?"
That would just make it even more fun for the devil
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Seems like the best strategy for Satan is to simultaneously raise the standard of living for everyone while also...
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So, OK, the devil’s game is to simultaneously raise living standards and crush hopes.
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