remember when newt gingrich ran in the republican primary and he made colonizing the moon a major part of his platform and that was what passed for weird republican back then

if america ever does colonize the moon someone is gonna name something after him. Like a moon bench in the moon park. It’ll be located near the moon high school and moon teenagers will use it as a popular moon hang out. One of them will grow up to a famous moon movie director and they will write a moon film called “Earthset at Gingrich” about moon nostalgia for moon yesteryears and this will be Gingrich’s moon legacy