Dude, who even knows.
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Kontextmaschine learns the trick with putting your forefingers on the bridge of your nose and wiggling the roof of your mouth with a thumb to move your palate, dislodge stuck mucus, and clear your sinuses; then later maybe sprains his nose, feels the sensations, and reeling from the knowledge reinvents rhinoplasty
I’ve found that if I stick a thumb in each nostril and pull down I can straighten it out and clear and open up my nasal passages like they’ve never been, I wasn’t joking about the reinventing rhinoplasty bit
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kontextmaschine reblogged this from kontextmaschine and added: I’ve found that if I stick a thumb in each nostril and pull down I can straighten it out and clear and open up my nasal...
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iwanderedon said: @samueldays jokes on you the root chakra actually is not the sexy one
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Interesting. You both involve your jaw. I don’t use mine at all.
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samueldays said: the crotch chakra, obviously
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which one
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