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5th February 2021

Post reblogged from Sigh In A Storm with 39 notes

sighinastorm:

kontextmaschine:

ethnianmandarin:

kontextmaschine:

ethnianmandarin:

kontextmaschine:

Kontextmaschine learns the trick with putting your forefingers on the bridge of your nose and wiggling the roof of your mouth with a thumb to move your palate, dislodge stuck mucus, sand clear your sinuses; then later maybe sprains his nose, feels the sensations, and reeling from the knowledge reinvents rhinoplasty

he is now ready for khecarī mudrā

you laugh, but I’m seriously considering “unblocking a chakra” as the gloss for the process last year where I became more mentally free and bisexual

which one

don’t actually care about the schemas, might invent my own

strain during a bowel movement, burst capillaries in your brain, briefly phase into a different nexus of dimensions and touch the Finger of God

since I was a kid I’ve occasionally been doing this thing where you can tense up your TMJ muscles and before the flow adjusts for a sec your eardrums can hear a bit of the blood going to your brain and feel it rushing, and there were apparently schools of mysticism that considered that a sacrament

  1. kontextmaschine reblogged this from kontextmaschine and added:
    I’ve found that if I stick a thumb in each nostril and pull down I can straighten it out and clear and open up my nasal...
  2. feathery-dreamer reblogged this from sighinastorm and added:
    I’ve been so shamed out of speaking, I use my jaw almost exclusively for weird shit like this
  3. iwanderedon said: @samueldays jokes on you the root chakra actually is not the sexy one
  4. iwanderedon said: you can sprain your nose????
  5. sighinastorm reblogged this from feathery-dreamer and added:
    Interesting. You both involve your jaw. I don’t use mine at all.
  6. kontextmaschine said: yep
  7. arundelo reblogged this from kontextmaschine
  8. samueldays said: the crotch chakra, obviously
  9. fruityyamenrunner reblogged this from kontextmaschine and added:
    which one