Transcript:

(Appalachian music equivalent of something blunt and heavy falling down the stairs)

I haddle big, I jumps, I touched toads

Woh-oh-oh-oh (woh-oh-oh-oh)

I stretched out too, we dancesters through, then

Woh-oh-oh-oh (woh-oh-oh-oh)

I’m never back, I’m never gup, no play-doh weigh-down

Wooh wooh-oo wooh, be the best I lie, I li-i-i-ie

Wooh wooh-oo wooh, be the best I lie, I li-i-i-ie

I had the Moomin, man named Crashin’

Woh-oh-oh-oh (woh-oh-oh-oh)

Poured on the pillow, lambda biff is

Woh-oh-oh-oh (woh-oh-oh-oh)

I’m never back, I’m never gup, moo Jakku weigh-down

Wooh wooh-oo wooh, be the best I lie, I li-i-i-ie

Wooh wooh-oo wooh, be the best I lie, I li-i-i-ie

I’m recallin’, out of wind

I been eatin’ salsa

The stars is sewn, the sun Dell made

I’m a human troll (control-oh)

Wooh wooh-woo

Wooh wooh-oo wooh, be the best I lie, I li-i-i-ie

Wooh wooh-oo wooh, be the best I lie, I li-i-i-ie

BEE this-this is gottem’ the bEST I lie

every tHUP every hAAAaa

be the best I lie, I li-i-i-ie

(muffled thud)