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OSHA requirements for anime girl thigh highs to ensure they don’t cut off circulation.

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All anime girls are required to tie their hair up when working near machinery REGARDLESS of personality type.

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Avoid performing magical girl transformations on site, as the additional skirts and accoutrements represent a snagging hazard.

An approved dust suit is required if magical girl operations are to be carried out on site.

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Giant anime sweat drops represent a slipping hazard and should be dealt with using the appropriate absorbent sand spill cleanup kit. Report to your OSHA representative if you have not received spill management training.

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Magic shields of friendship and Absolute Terror Fields are classed as non-standardized Bump Hats and thus are not suitable personal protective equipment when working under scaffolding or when at risk of flying debris.

Your employer is required to provide and maintain all necessary protective equipment!

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Getting really embarrassed and emitting a cloud of steam from your head constitutes Hot Work and requires a permit to ensure that all flammable materials have been cleared from the area.

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