Dude, who even knows.

28th January 2021

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ethnianmandarin:

kontextmaschine:

rustingbridges:

I feel like being a priest would be a pretty sick job. too bad I would have to a) be catholic and b) not fuck

haha the more Catholic and less fucky you thought they used to be the less Catholic and more fucky they really were

the unfucky and Catholic wave that came out of American seminaries post-JPII is precedented but unusual and not precedented the way they hope

(going along to get along IS the Catholic way. getting caremad is Protestant)

i’m glad we got one of the old fashioned “caught fucking the school secretary (female) and moved quietly on to another parish” priests rather than the modern “caught fucking the school boys and moved quietly on” kind

My father was a pre-Vatican II altar boy who got to do the remunerative wedding Masses ‘cause he kicked back tips to the genial gambling addict whoremonger Irish priest

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