‘Cause life is a game that no one wins.
but you deserve a head start the way your life’s goin’.
So throw in the towel, ‘cause your life ain’t shit.
No, take that towel and hang yourself with it.

Life’s short and hard like a body-building elf,
So save the planet and kill yourself.
If you’re feeling down-and-out with what your life’s all about,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

“Life’s short and hard like a body-building elf,“ is a good line