CANT stop thinking about how in 1958 tennessee williams made a comment on jfk’s fat ass and then gore vidal was like “you CANT cruise our next president” and williams replied like “don’t worry he’s way too hot to get elected” and then vidal TOLD jfk about it who was like “HOW exciting ;) ;) ;)”

just to prove i’m not exaggerating in the slightest (”the bird” is williams to be clear)