Date someone cheery. Date someone who will doxx expensive communists after making out with you against a wall.

Date a programmer. Date someone who will like your posts on tumblr even when they are wrong. Date someone who will make fun of your spelling mistakes. Date someone who will date you even if they are wrong. Date someone who will be very patient with your bad moods. Date someone who will respect your boundaries. Date someone who will put up with you. Date someone who will follow you even when you are depressed. Date someone who will be nice to you even when you are mean to others. Date someone who will be nice to you even when they make mistakes. Date someone who will laugh at the weird things you say. Date someone who will put up with the weird things you do. Date someone that disagrees with you. Date someone who can be sweet to you at times. Date someone who will show you many cute times. Date someone who thinks you are cute. Date someone who will ship you. Date someone that will understand the joke you are afraid to tell. Date someone who will help you get out of debt. Date someone who will help a friend. Date someone who understands your good mood. Date someone who can get down with the puns. Date someone who will be the person you tell your most embarrassing stories to. Date someone who can go out and get an Even Better Date. Date someone who will support you when you are sad. Date someone who will know that you are an animal lover. Date someone that will burn your house down in the battle of GamerGate. Be a chad.

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Date someone who, in the midst of their most embarrassing

moment, will know that you still love them, that you love just

as much as they do, that their worst mistake is not even something that

makes you cringe. Date someone who will advise you surely even if it makes

you happy to despise them. Date someone who will show you the truth no matter

what you want to think.

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