Watching “Home Alone” again and imagining a sequel where someone gave Macauley Calkin a copy of The Anarchist Cookbook so he just sets up actual landmines and punji pits
I always wanted them to do a version of Home Alone with Culkin as an adult, where the premise is Kevin grew up and joined the army and he gets stuck minding an overseas military base alone at Christmas when insurgents attack and he has to defeat them using slapstick traps because their funding was cut and they don’t have an armory
the adult version of Home Alone is First Blood