me: who’s one high creampie?

also me:

me: must be Kirby!

also me:

me: only in the picture he’s got a dazed freshly fucked appearance

also me: but why

me: “horny but kinda washed-out drugged mess but also cute harmless nostalgia” is def. the new pastel goth girl aesthetic so I thought—

also me: but why

me: it’s referencing the 1993 “one tough cream puff” ads for Kirby’s Adventure, see

also me: but WHY